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UrbanDictionary.com's entry on atheists is quite impressive. The first 50 or so definitions are mostly right, except with way too much preaching, then you get to the rabid fundie definitions of atheist.
( Really long post, including stupid definitions followed by my mockery. ) I'd say this kind of stuff should be better monitored, but, eh... it's UrbanDictionary.com. The more correct definition is likely to be the first. Only someone as bored as me is gonna bother to go through the 9 pages of entries for atheist. x remember me x Tell a Friend x a man with 10 buttocks x and now for something completely different Aren't we adorable? Anyway, I'm going to Vantage for the weekend. We would've left already, but Athena's boat isn't working, and they're trying to fix it. I'll miss my love.
I wonder what the result would have been a few months ago. 1. Bold the names of guys you'd definitely shag.
2. Possibly shag after a little persuasion, put in italics. 3. Leave the ones you don't know of or wouldn't want to shag alone. 4. Strike the ones you wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole. 5. Add one of your own at the end. ( In actuality, I wouldn't shag any of these dudes, but who cares? ) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_hi
Look up your birth day (excluding the year). List three neat facts, two births and one death in your journal, including the year. Facts: 1933 - Dachau, the first Nazi Germany concentration camp, is completed. 1965 - Martin Luther King Jr leads 3,200 people on the start of the third and finally successful civil rights march from Selma to Montgomery, Alabama. 2005 - In Red Lake, Minnesota, 10 are killed in a school shooting, the worst since the Columbine High School massacre. Births: 1685 - Johann Sebastian Bach, German composer (d. 1750) 1958 - Gary Oldman, English actor Deaths: 1617 - Pocahontas, Native American, daughter of Powhatan (b. c. 1595) I may have just become the pompous atheist.
By the way, I'm not a Christian anymore. Just thought I'd let you all know. ( The soundtrack of my life. )
I need more music. Half of my playlist is Metallica. Not that there's anything wrong with Metallica... but... I need other stuff. So... I haven't updated in a while.
Today, I had one Jehovah's Witness make a small attempt to evangelize to me (I didn't feel like taking her magazine), a few random people say things to me as if they knew me, and two men offer me a ride. The first guy wasn't too bad. He was just walking past me while I waited at the bus stop. He asked if I wanted a ride, I quickly said no, and he walked off. But the second... Well, I was walking along... and I noticed this guy who drove past me was checking me out. I was a little annoyed, but I'm used to it, so I didn't think much of it. Then the same guy drove past me the other way, and stopped. Right as I was passing by his door, he rolled down his window and offered me a ride. I didn't even say anything, but just kept right on walking. I was afraid he'd follow me, but he just turned around. This didn't happen much until recently. Damn creepy dudes... I'M NEKKID!
So...
I'm done with school until late September. Pretty cool, I guess. Also, Fredrick was at Art's for a few weeks. I have him back now, and I just bought him some new strings. I'm gonna put those on. ...this entry is lame. Thanks to Karina, I now have a fully functioning computer. It is, in fact, better than my old one (though technically anything that works would be better than my old one, since my old one doesn't work at all). I can actually play City of Heroes on it. So, I renewed
I'm happy, 'cause I used to play it with Art all the time, but I could only do it when ( Your Life: The Soundtrack ) I gave blood for the first time yesterday.
It was pretty cool, I guess, except that they accidentally took my soul, too. Anyway, 'cause I was (and still am) missing a pint of blood, I got tired pretty easily. So, I was waiting at the bus stop with Art, and we were sitting on the curb. This creepy hispanic dude drives up to us. He asks if we need a ride, 'cause he's going to Southcenter mall, and then he asks me if I'm feeling okay, and tells me he has a daughter. I tell him that, yes, I'm fine, and no, we don't need a ride. We sit there a bit longer, and then I see him driving back after taking off towards the mall. He drives past us in the street, then stops, makes a U-turn, and parks about three yards away from where we're sitting. He gets out of the car and walks over to us. Really. Friggin'. Creepy. He tells me the first time he'd driven by he saw me with my head down on my knees, then he asked if I was okay. I tell him again that I'm okay, and I'd just given blood earlier. He makes me look him in the eyes and tell him that I'm okay, so I do. Then he tells me (again) that he has a daughter. After we convince him that I'm okay, he drives off. I figure... he probably thought I might be in trouble, because Art is big and some people think he's scary looking, and I'm all small and innocent looking. Or maybe he was just a creep. Apparently, listening to rock music leads to sex and communism.
Also, gays should either be deported from America or put into concentration camps, because Americans put the Japanese into concentration camps so it's okay to do that again and target gays instead. That's sick. |